S3EP41: Parasite Cleanse
We are NOT alone. 🪱👀
Parasites, worms, aliens—little squatters living rent-free in our bodies. So we did what any sane person would do… took matters into our own hands. Or guts?! Lmao.
Join us as we dive into our first-ever parasite cleanse with Rogershood Apothecary. Why we waited this long in life? No clue. But one thing’s for sure—this is now a 4x-a-year non-negotiable.
Get wormy with us. #SlideTFIn
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We Did a Parasite Cleanse. And Honestly? We’re Never Going Back.
Let’s get weird for a sec.
You know how dogs get dewormed monthly?
Well... why don’t we?
In this episode of DM For Guestlist, we (Cameron & Kelsey) deep dive into the gut-bug, full-moon, brain-fog-melting parasite cleanse we did—and how it might’ve lowkey changed our lives.
And before you roll your eyes:
No, this isn’t some trendy “clean girl” BS. This is about literally removing the stuff inside us that’s not supposed to be there (hi, worms) and reclaiming our health, clarity, and mental peace in the process.
So grab your water, maybe don’t eat lunch while reading this, and let’s slide the f*ck in.
Wait... Do We All Have Parasites?
Short answer: probably.
Long answer: absolutely yes.
We started looking into this after years of weird symptoms that never got real answers—fatigue, brain fog, skin issues, bloat, sugar cravings, weird mood swings, recurring infections. You name it.
Doctors called it IBS. Or hormonal imbalance. Or just being a woman.
But nothing helped.
Then we stumbled into Parasite Cleanse TikTok (bless you, Worm Queen), and everything clicked. So we ordered the RogersHood Parasite & Heavy Metal Detox, said goodbye to raw sushi, and went full granola for 30 days.
Spoiler: we saw worms. 😮💨
The Cleanse Itself: Weird, Simple, Kind of a Vibe?
Here’s how it works:
Three tinctures, three times a day (timed around the full moon because... science).
A binder pill at night to flush the gunk.
No sugar, dairy, meat, alcohol, gluten, caffeine additives, or processed food.
Basically, a whole-food, vegan-ish reset with tons of detox support.
We’re talking chickpea pasta, soaked veggies, roasted carrots, and cinnamon apples that hit harder than any dessert.
Honestly? Our taste buds reset. Our cravings chilled out. And our skin? Glowing. Not exaggerating.
So Uh... Did We Actually See Parasites?
Yes. Yes we did.
Cameron pulled out the tweezers and straight up fished a worm out of the toilet. It looked like a bean sprout. We’re not proud. But we are cleansed.
Kelsey had visualizations of parasites crawling out of her brain during a massage. Laugh all you want, but the brain fog that had been running her life for months—gone.
And that alone was worth it.
Signs You Might Be Full of Parasites (Sorry)
You might need this cleanse if:
You have recurring UTIs, yeast issues, or gut inflammation
You crave sugar like it's crack
You’ve been to tropical places or eat sushi on the reg
You feel foggy, unmotivated, or just “off”
Your allergies get worse every year
Your digestion’s a dumpster fire
You’re constantly bloated, anxious, or on edge for no reason
The cleanse forced us to look at how much of our “normal” wasn’t actually normal at all.
What Got Better (and What Didn’t)
Big Wins:
Brain fog lifted like a damn veil
No more extreme sugar cravings
Natural energy (like… we forgot coffee exists)
Skin calmed down
Way less bloated
More consistent moods
Deep, better sleep (except when we were being psycho night owls)
Still Figuring Out:
Gut issues (Kelsey’s still experimenting with timing + food pairings)
Hormonal shifts (TBD, but periods felt different—in a good way)
Parasite dreams?? (Yes, it’s a thing)
Our Favorite “WTF Is Happening to My Body” Moments
Kels visualizing worms exiting her brain during lymphatic drainage
Cam realizing a fruit bowl at brunch was the only safe menu option
Roasted carrots bringing us to actual tears
Discovering we prefer dates to cookie dough (who are we??)
Going full detective mode on poop (zero regrets)
Parasites & Mental Health? Yeah, Let’s Talk About That.
This is the part that’s not talked about enough.
We both noticed: once we started cleansing, our anxiety dropped. The “dark cloud” that sat on us? Gone. And it wasn’t just placebo—it was discipline + biology.
Doing something hard for our bodies → felt proud.
Removing actual toxins → felt clear.
Choosing food with intention → felt empowering.
Even if this whole thing was just mental (it’s not), we’d do it again just for the clarity.
Would We Recommend It? A Thousand Times, Yes.
We felt:
Empowered
Clean
In control
Way less inflamed
Way more us
And now? We’re ruined for fast food forever. Like… do you trust that sushi roll anymore? Exactly.
So What’s Next?
We’re doing this quarterly.
We’re making it a thing.
And next time, we’ll invite you to do it with us.
So if you’re ready to reset your health, your mindset, and maybe uncover some sneaky brain bugs while you’re at it—join us. We’re not doctors, but we are women who got sick of not being heard. And we’re figuring this sh*t out, one tincture at a time.
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